May 11, 2001
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COMPUTER SERVICES
Alice Paul Direct Mail Service Cleveland.....
HOME REPAIRS & IMPROVEMENTS
Home Environments, Box 720, Lakewood
HOTLINES
216-631-8646
Graphik Factory web/graphic design, color prints
www.graphikfactory.com.........
216-226-5467
Total Laser Care
Cleveland
216-738-4444
AIDS Hotline Ohio
COUNSELING
216-651-4685
800-332-AIDS (332-2437) 800-DEAF-TTY (332-3889)
800-344-7432
Lambda Legal Defense, Midwest office 11 E Adams #1008, Chicago 60603 National Center for Lesbian Rights 870 Market, #570 S.F. Cal. 94102 National Gay and Lesbian Task Force 2320 17th St N.W. Washington, DC 20009 National Organization for Women www.now.org Washington, D.C.
First Unitarian Church ▼
312-663-4413
21600 Shaker Blvd.. Shaker Hts.
751-2320
415-392-6257 202-332-6483
•Sun 10 30 am service Welcoming Congregation Committee Free Inquirers of N.E. Ohio (Humanist)..
330-869-2025
• 2nd Wed 7 pm Indepen ce Lib. 6361 Selig Bl. www freeinquirers.org Rev. Renee Goodman, Committment vows
440-247-2772
202-628-8669
Rev. Mary Grigolia, Commitment vows
221-4949
Hope Lutheran Church
371-5252
CLEVELAND AREA CODE 216
(440 WHERE NOTED)
Access Behavioral Care, Drs. Chernyk, Eden, Ridge &
Associates
Akron AIDS Hotline, 24 hour
Community AIDS Network.
330-375-2437 (375-AIDS)
Servicemembers Legal Defense Network Assists with military ban
2222 Taylor Rd. at Northvale. Cleveland Heights
202-328-3247
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Sunday worship 8:30 & 11 am. Rev. Don King
Battered Women's Hotline, Cleve, 24 hours
216-391-4357
N. Olmsted 440-777-7574
Shaker Hts. 216-295-9295
Mentor 440-974-9974
Marie Bielefeld, Ph.D.
Westgate Plaza, 20325 Center Ridge
440-899-7625
Center for Prevention of Domestic Violence
831-5440
D.L. Dunkle & Associates ▼
229-2100
Debra Dunkle, ACSW LISW; Jane Miller, MSSA LSW
Lisa Gilbert, M.D.; Martha Webb, CCDC;
John R. O'Connor, ACSW LISW
12429 Cedar Rd., Suites 21-24 Cleve Hts., 44106
Jane Miller, MSSA, LSW
5 South Main St., Oberlin..
800-457-0345
John R. O'Connor, ACSW LISW
800-938-9973
Battered Women's Hotline
Medina, Summit Counties 24 hrs toll-free
Bowling Green Gay-Lesbian Info Line Mon-Wed-Fri 7-10 p.m.
Chautauqua County, N.Y. Infoline
North, 716-679-3560
Cincinnati Gay & Lesbian Switchboard
Cleveland Lesbian-Gay Hotline.
24-hour automated info line Toll free
Columbus Gay-Lesbian Info Line
Dayton Gay-Lesbian Hotline 7 to 11 pm ........ Erie, Pa., Info Line
South, 716-484-8434
PASTRIES SPE
House of Prayer, Joyce A. Speegle, pastor
382-6694
888-395-4357
419-352-5242
Chocodreams and Memories Sweet Arts, Custom cakes, pastries 17008 Lorain Ave. Cleveland
Cleveland
440-230-0625
• Sun 10 am Notre Dame Coll.. Rm 117. 4545 College Rd. S. Euclid Integrity-Northeast Ohio (Episcopal)
216-476-2253
Male, 939-0405 Female, 691-9372 ⚫3rd Sat 5 pm potluck & prgmm. Chnst Ch.. 3445 Warmsville. Shkr Hts Interweave (UU. Lesbian-Gay Concerns)
PHOTOGRAPHY
20401 Hilliard, Rocky River
440-333-2255
Liberation United Church of Christ ▼
513-591-0222 Evenings 216-651-5428
Cindy Shadler Photography
Westlake
440-871-7451
13714 Madison Ave.. Lakewood 44107
521-5556
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Worship and church school Sun 10.30 am
216-651-6452
888-429-8761
RADIO & TELEVISION
Lutherans Concerned
371-5252
P.O. Box 20088, Shaker Hts. 44120
321-4845
614-299-7764
937-274-1776
"AIDS Update" Sun 7:30 pm, Thur 11:30 am cable channel 21, Columbus
• 4th Fr. Hope Lutheran Church Taylor & Northvale. Cleveland Hts.
More Light Presbyterians 2780 Noble, Clev Hts
932-1458
814-453-5656,814-456-9833
5 South Main Street, Oberlin
Free Clinic of Cleveland 12201 Euclid
216-721-1115
"Alternating Currents" 513-961-8900
Sat. 3-5 pm, WAIF 88.3 FM Cincinnati
⚫2nd Sat 5:30 pm potluck and program
Pride Institute at Solutions
800-342-5429
Senex Eldercare Counseling Jeffrey Mostade
Gay-Lesbian Youth Hotline Sun-Thu 7-10pm, Fri-Sat 7-midnight.
"Gay Talk Radio" Sun. 2 pm, WXUT 88.3 FM Toledo Live call-in
Rev. Bill Newberry Unitarian Universalist minister Committment vows
767-1653
800-347-8336
419-530-4172
Noble Rd. Presbyterian Church
12200 Fairhill Rd., #B-401, Cleveland
421-1793
COLUMBUS AREA CODE 614
GLAAD, Report media anti-gay defamation Morgantown, W.V. Gay-Les. Switchboard
800-429-6334
"GayWaves" Friday 7 pm, WRUW 91.1 FM Cleveland
Sun 10 am. 2780 Noble. Cleve. Hts..
382-0660
216-368-2208
304-292-4292
Olmsted Unitarian Universalist Congregation
Affirmations 918 S. Front St., Cols 43206
445-8277
National Gay-Lesbian Hotline
"Hold That Door" Thursday, 10:00 p.m. -midnight, WUJC 88.7
5050 Porter. N. Olmsted
440-777-6622
FM, Cleveland
Mon-Fri 6-10 pm, Sat noon-5
888-843-4564
AKRON, CANTON AREA CODE 330
Ohio State Univ. Gay-Lesbian Alliance
614-292-9212
"In the Company of Womyn" Sun. 9-11 pm,
Pilgrim Congregational Church, UCC ▼ Sun 10:30 am. Thu 6 pm. 2592 W 14. Cle.
861-7388
Helmuth Psychological Associates
WXUT 88.3 FM, Toledo
3200 W. Market St., Akron 44333
873-9866
Project Inform, AIDS treatments
"Lesbian-Gay-Bi Report" Mon & Sat 11:30 pm.
347 Dolores #301, S.F., Ca. 94110
800-822-7422
Simpson United Methodist Church 8519 Clark Ave.. Cleveland
281-9776
Nova Behavioral Health
Cable Ch. 21, Cols.
614-224-2288
111 Tremont, S.W., Massillon
833-4132
Rape Crisis Center, Cleveland
216-619-6192
832 McKinley Ave., N.W., Canton
455-9407
Rape Helpline, Columbus
614-267-7020
1207 W. State St., Alliance
821-1995
Rape, Abuse, Incest National Network
800-656-4673
•Also Tues and Thurs, 9:30 pm, Athens public access channel "This Way Out" Thursday, 5:30 pm, WCSB 89.3 FM. Clev "This Way Out" Monday, 7:30 pm, WOBC 91.5 FM. Oberlin
Reserve Psychological Consultants
929-1326
Sexual Health Infomation Line
96 Graham Road #A, Cuyahoga Falls
Tue, Wed, Thur 6-10 pm.
614-262-3556
REAL ESTATE
Teen Crisis Hotline, GLBT & questioning
ELECTROLYSIS
Maureen O'Beraigh, C.T., Electrolysis, Lakwd FINANCIAL SERVICES
AmEx Financial, Toby D. Oster, Cleveland. 216-447-8870 ext 267 AmEx Financial, Tim Jenkins, Cleveland... 216-447-8870 ext 277
FLOWERS & PLANTS
Vase to Vase, 10431 Clifton Blvd, Cleve
West Park Gardens & Gifts, 3206 Warren Rd, Cleve. 216-251-3111
FURNITURE & HOME DECOR SEARCH
Brewster & Stroud, Westlake Chagrin Falls
City Dweller
12005 Detroit Ave., Lakewood
Norka Futon, Cleveland Heights
Lakewood 216-226-2660
GIFTS, CARDS, & T-SHIRTS
Big Fun
1827 Coventry Rd, Cleve Hts.
216-371-4386
Diverse Universe ▼ 12011 Detroit, Lake'd. 216-221-4297 (GAYS) Night Sweats & T-Cells 277 Martinel Drive, Kent 44240
Premiere Screening, Screen printing Kent Prysm 14309 Madison Ave., Lakewood
HAIR SKIN
Aesthetics Skin Care Center
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14100 Cedar Road Suite 320, University Heights
HEALTH CARE
Southwest Unitarian Universalst Church P.O. Box 360002. Strongsville 44136 www.swuu.org •Sept-June Sun 10.30 am. Center Jr. High Sch. 10300 Pearl Strong v •1st 3rd Thu 7:30 pm Meditation YWCA 13169 Smith, Middlc gts Echoes of ending relationships 2nd 4th Thu 7:30 pm. call for info St. John's Episcopal Church Sun 11 am 2600 Church. Cleve (Ohio City)
440-816-1686
781-5546
Trevor Project 24-hour
800-850-8078
Toledo Referral Line, PRO-Domrose Foundation
216-228-8886
4 pm to 10 pm..
419-472-2364
Townhall Il 24-hour helpline
Ravenna, 330-296-2255
Walk-in 8 am-8 pm, 123 S. Water St, Kent
330-678-4357
Century 21 Beyond 2000, Mark Snyder 6370 York Road, Parma
ERA Lentz Associates, Inc., Debbie Kidd Cleveland
Goliath Mortgage, Grace Bolden
440-842-7200
Trinity Cathedral (Episcopal) Euclid at E. 22nd, Cleveland http://community.cleveland.com/cc/trinity
771-3630
216-590-KIDD (590-5433)
Trinity Lutheran Ch. 16400 Detroit Av Lake'd •Sun 10.30 am www.corecomm.net -trinitylutheran/
226-8087
252-5828
WomenSpace Helpline, Cleveland
23850 Commerce Park Rd., Beachwood
Monday-Friday 10 am-4 pm.
216-696-3100
Youngstown P-FLAG Helpline (24 hr) AIDS Helpline
330-747-2696
330-742-8796
Progressive Urban Real Estate
Jim Muhic, Jill Angelovic, Keith Brown, Michele Anderson. Danny Schafer, Ted Theophylactos, Jim Anderson
216-514-1110 216-619-9696
Trinity United Ch of Christ 3525 West 25th St, Clev •Worship Sun 10 30 am • Bible Study Wed noon
351-7667
Unitarian Universalist Society of Cleveland ▼ 2728 Lancashire. Cleveland Hts.
932-1898
4001 Detroit Ave., Cleveland
•11 am Sun worship. 3rd Tue 7 pm. Gay-Lesbian U.U
216-631-1441
INSURANCE
Real Estate Mortgage Corp.
440-356-5363
United Church of Christ Coalition for
Allstate Insurance, Don Kramer
13324 Madison, Lakewood (Cleveland). Betsy Warner
216-221-6263
20325 Center Ridge Rd. #220, Rocky River Realty One, John Lauro Cleveland johnlauro.realtor.com Office. 216-991-8400 Voicemail 216-999-2056
Lesbian-Gay Concerns
861-7388
4th Sun. 7 pm Piignm UCC 2592 West 14th St.. Cleve. (Tremont)
Urban Hope Unitarian Universalist Cong.
631-4981
3204 Lorain. Clev. (Box 94184. Clev. 44101)
556-3316
440-808-8000
2479 Lee Blvd., Cleveland Hts. 44118.
216-932-6900
RELIGIOUS & SPIRITUAL GROUPS
•1st Sun 5pm. Meditiation: 3rd Sun 5 pm. New Amencan Spntuality
440-247-3355
West Shore Unitarian Universalist Church ▼
216-226-7106
JEWELERS
216-371-8489
CLEVELAND AREA CODE 216 (440 WHERE NOTED)
20401 Hilliard, Rocky River
440-333-2255
Zion United Church of Christ Sun 10:30 am.
Keith Jewelers
Akron 330-253-9330
Archwood United Church of Christ
2716 W. 14th. Clev. (Tremont)
861-2371
26117 Brookpark Rd., North Olmsted
440-734-6677
2800 Archwood Ave., Cleveland
351-1060
Marlen Jewelers
•Worship Sun 9 & 11 am
• Gay-lesbian book discuss n. 2nd Mon. Borders Westlake. 961-5751 COLUMBUS AREA CODE 614
19525 Detroit Rd, Rocky River
440-331-9004
•Grace Celebration, share joy, singing. Thur 6pm
Nicholas Jewelers, 2161 S. Green Rd., Univ. Hts.
216-381-3075
B'nai Emeth (Jewish).
556-1764
Rinaldi Jewelers 2028 East 9th St., Clev
216-566-0603
c/o West Shore UU Ch, 20401 Hilliard, Rocky River 44116 •Services Fri. 8 pm and Sat. 10:30 am, Torah study Sat 9:15 am
330-673-2808
MAIL SERVICES
All Believers Community Ch. revsiggyben@aol.com .... •Worship Sun 10 am. Stonewall Center. 1160 North High St. Calvary Lutheran Ch.. 1761 Bairsford. Cols • Sun 10:30 am: http: www.calvaryoh.com
475-0883
864-1301
Chevrei Tikva (Jewish) P.O. Box 18120,
Catholic Gay Men's Support Group
216-521-3998
Cleveland Hts. 44118-0120
932-5551
Alice Paul Direct Mail Service
64 W. Lane Ave.. Cols. 43201.
•Shabbat, 1st & 3rd Fri 8 pm. Unitarian Society.
TANNING SALONS
3121 Bridge Ave, Cleveland
216-631-8646
2728 Lancashire, Cleveland Heights
216-381-1300
MASSOTHERAPY
•Locations vary for Torah study, 3rd Sat: Kesher class. 3rd Sun
Dignity (Catholic) P.O. Box 82001, Cols 43202 dignitygc@aol.com
• 2nd & 4th Sun 6pm First Cong. Ch. 444 East Broad St.. Cols
291-4674 451-6528
www.dignitygc.org
Christian Bible Study Group
First Baptist Church of Granville
Brian Keating 3052 West Blvd, Cleveland
216-671-0663
YMCA, 3200 Franklin Ave., Cleveland
341-3729
Steve Skowron
Church of the Redeemer (Methodist),
24500 Center Ridge #100, Westlake
440-899-1300
Sun 11 am, 2420 S. Taylor, Clev. Hts.
932-2065
Chiropractic Health Services, Dr. David Budny 16900 Detroit Avenue, Lakewood
216-228-6622
NATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS
Cleveland Meeting, Religious Society of Friends (Quakers) 10906 Magnolia
115 W. Broadway, Granville 43023 First Church of Religious Science 3281 N High St.. Columbus 43214 First Unitarian Universalist Church
791-2220
93 W. Weisheimer, Columbus 43214.
740-587-0336
261-0887
267-4946
Community Family Medicine
•Worship Sun 11 am; potluck at noon on last Sunday of month
Dr. Robert Kuhnhenn, Dr. Colette Willins
AIDS Action Council 1875 Conn. Ave NW #700, Washington D.C. 20009
⚫UU Humanists 3rd Wed 7:30pm. 890-0653
Community Church of Chesterland
202-986-1300
Sisters of Lavender Wed 575-9646
29325 Health Campus Dr #1, Westlake.
440-899-4400
11984 Caves Rd., Chesterland
Europtical, 19115 Detroit Rd., Rocky River
440-895-3030
Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) 150 W. 26 St # 503, New York, N.Y. 10001
Cove United Methodist Church
440-729-7898 521-7424
Friends for Lesbian-Gay Concerns. Quaker gathering,
212-807-1700
4th Sunday
488-2096
New Hope Alternative Therapy Research▼
Gay-Lesbian Parents Coalition
2012 W. 25th St. #916, Cleveland
216-363-5060
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Women's Health Advantage 888-942-6446(888-WHA-OHIO) Free mammogram, Pap test, Ash'bula, Mahon'g, Trumbull, Columbiana
919 18th Street NW #800, Washington D.C. 20006 ... 202-628-4160
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Yoga for You With your host Swami
ASHRAN
GEZUNTHEIT
Position One: Kumbhaka for a Cold Bed
Box 50360, Washington, D.C. 20091
202-583-8029
Sun 10:45 am, 12501 Lake Ave., Lakewood East Shore Unitarian Universalist Church 10848 Chillicothe Rd., Kirtland.
GLBT Clergy Group. 3rd Thurs Logeaca@aol.com 252-7288 Granville Metropolitan Community Church.
740-924-5083
440-256-3400
Human Rights Campaign
•Sun 7 pm First Baptist Church.115 W Broadway. Granville
www.hrc.org
Euclid Ave. Congregational Church, UCC 9606 Euclid, Cleveland
791-5200
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Position Two:
Stood-up, Stand-On-Head
Bhagavan for the Boyfriendless
Position Three:
He Didn't Call You Back
Bhekasana
So You're SAYING THAT PRETENDING TO BE AETOG is GONNA HELP ME FIND A BOYFRIEND?
MOST DEFINITELY! THE ENERGY GENERATED BY This POSITION IS GUARANTIED TO ATTRACT A BOYFROG.
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Sirasana for the Seriously Celibate.
HOW LONG DO I GOTTA
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LESS CELABATE
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